1. Pop the Astronaut2. The Happening That Happened in Taxes3. You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try4. The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son5. Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday6. John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits7. The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You8. Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two9. Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters10. There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is11. It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better12. He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round13. The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens14. Episode 1415. Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free16. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back17. If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?18. There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business19. Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?20. Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?21. When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country22. People Who Like People Are Cannibals23. The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas24. Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home25. Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With26. He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe27. San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible28. Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home29. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars