On the run from the police and a female roller derby team, scam artist Michael Rangeloff steals a coffin and boards a train, pretending to be a soldier bringing home a dead war buddy. He gets more than he bargained for from the train and the coffin.

• CBS Theatrical Films
• Michael O'Keefe
• Beverly D'Angelo
• Louis Gossett Jr.
• Pamela Stephenson
• Ed Lauter
• David Wayne
• Brian Dennehy
• Jack Riley