In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

• The Vitaphone Corporation
• Warner Bros. Pictures
• Jack Lionel Bohn
• Charles Judels
• Jane Gale
• Geraldine Dvorak
• Curtis Karpe
• Clarence Rock
• Maurice Cass
• George Givot